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:: Sunday, February 01, 2004 ::
Labor Secretary Has Her Hours Cut The Onion, satire
'I sorta knew what was up when President Bush called me into the Oval Office, and Chief Brownnose was standing there beside him with this bogus sad look on his face,' said Chao, referring to Card by the derogatory nickname reportedly used by the members of the White House staff. 'The president said he was real sorry, but he either had to cut my hours or let me go. What could I do? I need the job.'
Chao inhaled on her cigarette and added: 'God, and I'm still making payments on that stupid rear-projection television.'
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