Don't sue me, I'm warning you by: Melvin Durai, IndoLink, CA
On a toilet brush: "Do not use for personal hygiene." On a children's scooter: "This product moves when used." On a digital thermometer: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally." (Unless, of course, you´ve scrubbed it with a toilet brush.)
Those three warnings were the top winners in the eighth annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. The goal of the contest is to "reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products."