Raiding the Icebox - By Peter Carlson, Washington Post
At that point, it's only a matter of time before we bring these Molson-swigging, maple-mongering Zamboni drivers to their knees! Or, as the official planners wrote, stating their objective in bold capital letters: 'ULTIMATELY TO GAIN COMPLETE CONTROL.'
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It sounds like a joke but it's not. War Plan Red is real. It was drawn up and approved by the War Department in 1930, then updated in 1934 and 1935. It was declassified in 1974 and the word 'SECRET' crossed out with a heavy pencil. Now it sits in a little gray box in the National Archives in College Park, available to anybody, even Canadian spies. They can photocopy it for 15 cents a page.
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Invade Canada? - comments, TPMCafe
Or maybe just put a small nuke in a barrel and roll it over Victoria Falls into Buffalo? Although if it went off, how could you tell?
(Just kidding, Buffalo)