'Muslim cola' made in Britain Pity the South Carolina Legislature, whose cry for a boycott was cut off by the discovery that Michelin tires are made in their state. How about the liquid news that Evian is actually distributed by Coke while the American alternative, Poland Springs, is owned by the Swiss?
As for continental condiments, French's Mustard is owned by the British. Grey Poupon, on the other hand, is owned by Philip Morris, an American tobacco company that's killed more people than the Republican Guard.